Today we had a pub quiz at work and my team did not fare anywhere near as well as we hoped. Boo. I’m just at 0 when it comes to sports, I’m terrible at history, and when you come right down to it I’m just too damn fobby to do well in an American quiz. I am, however, quite proud to say that I smashed the dingbats round in 3 minutes. If they hadn’t given us such a ridiculously long time with that round I bet we’d have been the only team with more than 5 points. Pffffffffffffffft.
Anyway, one of the categories was famous quotes, which inspired me to come home and Google up some Oscar Wilde quotes. There’re actually a good number of really funny ones, so I’m going to post one every entry now till I run out. This one made me laugh out loud for real:
’America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.’