binglemumps

So I log on to gtalk and am greeted by my unnamed friend thus:

Friend: bingying is a fatsyass bitchface

Me: aho

Friend: why’re you such a bitchface?

Me: …

how does one answer a question like that

Friend: by being honest with oneself

by peeling away all those layers of fat and deception

by looking at the mirror, and seeing what’s really there

it’s not your fault dear, what you see is really a self-preservative mechanism

but it’s time look past that, and see what really is there

what, really, makes you a bitchface??

This is what I get for getting this person a job AND Abercrombie & Fitch T-shirts?!!?!? Tamade! On the bright side, we’ve now all received detailed instructions on how to answer the question Why Are You Such A Bitchface.

I’m taking a break from work to blog and I’m going to bill the client for it regardless. This is my rebellious act of the day. Go me!