binglemumps

I really like English muffins. They’re my ideal toast and they make my sandwiches taste good. So one day someone asked me, if English muffins are English, do they just call them muffins in England?

So I had to ask my trusty British colleague about this, and as it turns out, English muffins in England are actually called crumpets. Isn’t that awesome?? CRUMPETS. I love the word. Germ doesn’t agree but I love how it sounds so Enid Blyton.

‘Would you like some tea and crumpets?’

‘Jolly well!’

Ok I realise this may not be very exciting for you, especially if you don’t even like English muffins. But contemplating crumpets is way more fun than working over time!